Friday, January 27, 2006

Let's Get One Thing Straight!

Yeah...the Vendacoder card! It needs to be on an even plane to work properly in the machines. This Vendacoder is old and cranky. The company who makes it is out of business so we are babying it to make it last as long as possible. When you pull out your card, look at it BEFORE you booger up the machine! If it is creased, has a split in it, looks like it may have survived the Korean Conflict, we will replace it for you! Do not insert it into our curmudgeonly machine to jam the sucker up until staff (me) returns for the next work day.

Last term, a student got his card stuck in the copy machine and instead of asking for help, convinced his buddy that it would be a great idea to stick HIS card in as well. Everyone knows that two stuck cards are better than one, right? Luckily, I was here with my handy toolkit.

So, go easy and get it straight!

1 comment:

Snave said...

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